Honey they're bringin' out a TV crew
They wanna
do a story bout me and you
They'll be stringin' up bright lights in the backyard
There'll
be cameras on their shoulders
We'll be readin' cue cards
Leave them long johns on the
line
If the kids look dirty, they'll be just fine
CHORUS:
They're gonna
put us on
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
They wanna see us go hog wild
Over
beans and barbecue
They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks
The holes in all our
socks
Talkin' bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
Tell em bout your
mama and the bowling league
Tell em bout junior and his baseball team
I'll show em my
nine point buck on the wall
I'll blow a few times on my new duck call
Let em see ol' blue
how he sleeps all day
We'll bring out the Elvis TV trays
REPEAT
CHORUS
Yeah our idea of a class livin'
Is sittin' on the porch on a cool
night
Our Champagne and Caviar
Is an RC cola and a moon pie
