Once there was a fellow and his name was Buzz
He was just a rookie cop, just a baby Buzz
He patroled the Sunset Strip in the land of the free and the home of the hip
He protected you
and me from evil women like poor Alice D
Alice was the girl that all the hippies
dread
And they called her sweet Alice the head
Alice it was plain to see, was full of pot
and STD
She'd attract a great big crowd, because her inner piece was much too loud
Good Buzz did the thing that all the good Buzz must
Stuck his gun in Alice's back and said
"This is a Buzz"
Shone the flashlight in her eyes, she began to hypnotise
Buzz
said "What a wild sensation, guess this must be hallucination"
Love is so
sensational, when you fall in love with eyes dilational
Now they're taking pills in shops, Buzz
is not afraid of what
Buzz and Alice D have shown the way of where the Buzz might be some
day
Buzz is still a cop of course, he's the pusher on the porch
He's protecting you and me
from evil women like poor Alice D
