A lot of people love that Jerome
Did you know he missed his comb?
All his life was in
pain
Made us laugh he never did complain
Brother Sam was more than OK
Returned once
more to save the day
Slicked-back hair he did keep
Making a heep, heep, heep, heep,
heep
If all you see is violence
Then I make a plea-yeah-in their defense
Don't
you know they speak vaudevillian?
And for what it is hear what my theory is
Some gibberish
it is so serious
What we need is more silly men
Though underrated all the
time
Louis was so very fine
Without him, imagine
Did you know he could play the
violin?
Most important was brother Moe
He was the one who made it so
He got a Joe and
another Joe
He would not quit, he would not quit
And Mr. White heard bad
report
And so it ends the two reeler short
Cause you cannot do what you can't
