Wrote a song, it was wrong from it`s very first conception
Seemed I struggled on every line
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It wasn`t fast, wasn`t pretty, wasn`t serious or witty
The song that didn`t rhyme
The
band couldn`t wing it, the singer couldn`t sing it
The Drummer's always out of time
The
DJ`s were offended, my union card suspended
Billboard declared it a crime
The melody
blows in a key that no one can find
The lyrics don`t flow but I can`t get it out of my mind
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A three minute waste of your time
On a song that didn`t rhyme
It was bland, it was
boring, all the groupies there were snoring
The first time we played it live
All the
record guys got fired, the president retired
But somehow the song survived
The melody
blows in a key that no one can find
The lyrics don`t flow but I can`t get it out of my mind
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The melody blows in a key that no one can find
The lyrics don`t flow but I can`t get it out
of my mind
A three minute waste of your time
No redeeming value of any kind
But
thanks for the twelve ninety nine
On a song that didn`t rhyme
