Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my
teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous
school
I'm dressin' sharp and I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with
my paper
I'll let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the
American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm
gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich
Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good
job...
Women's Liberation
Came creepin' all across the nation
I tell you
people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little
speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left my
dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the
American dream,
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a
boy or a lady...I don't know which
I wonder...wonder...wonder...wonder...
So I went
out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job
doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a
friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American Dream
With a spindle
up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights
saying "Thank you Fred"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual
spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
And my name is
Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm
going down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
