Hey
Why'd you wake me from my nap?
I'm not in the mood
To play your games
Or
sit on your lap
You
Where's my Yankees drinking glass?
I want some juice
And
I want it now
So you better move your ass
And feel bad for me
'Cuz I'm just
getting over a cold
I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
Somebody better tie my shoes!
Now
I run down the hall
I scream and I yell
And I cry 'cuz I fell
Bring the rubbing alcohol
Outside
I get mud on my shoe
I come back in the house
I get it on the rug
The cleaning's up to you
And I
won't take a bath
Unless you make me Spaghetti-O's
I'm four years old!
I'm four
years old!
I'm four years old!
Mommy reads to me at night
Charlie and the
Chocolate Factory
Well
I can't have a job
And I can't go to school
If no
grownups are around
I can't go near the pool
I'm not allowed to climb
My
neighbor's apple tree
I'm not allowed to sit
Too close to the TV
I don't know how
to drive
And I don't know how to spell
But if I hear my brother cursing
I do know
how to tell
'Cuz he made me eat some bread
That was covered in mold
I'm four years
old!
I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
I just threw up on my grandmother
