1. Well i've found a crouch
and i'm finally bak
Watchin them peckerz try to get in her
crack
I'm gettin messy wen they slip right off the track
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC
HAIR!
2. Well she fluffs me up when shes goin on a date
Tosses me aside when she gonna
masterbate
Scratches me to death if her period's late
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!
3.
When shes not really horny she uses vasilen
Takes a lil shower n rubs me clean
I apreciate
it when im covered with cream
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!
4. Well i like it when the
eat
But i dont like when they didle
I get cought when there foundered on her
middle
Curl right up when she takes a lil piddle
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!
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