A beer is much better than a woman, Ill tell you why im right
A beer will not get mad if I stay
out and drink all night
A beer will go down easy, a beer is allways wet
Do I want a wife?
No thanks! Another beer? You bet!
A beer wont fake a headache, a beer wont tell me
stop
A beer will not get angry when try to take off its top
A beer wont call me selfish, a
beer will understand
If one night I prefer to have it the can
I love my beer, let
it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right youll allways get good head
I love my beer,
there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
A beer is much better than a
woman, now this is understood
You dont have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
A
beer wont get premenstrual, each month of the year
And I wont pay allemony if I decide to dump
my beer
I still drink beer, Ill never quit
When a beer is getting pissed itll never
throw a fit
Is that beer cold, hell I dont mind
A fridged beer is the best kind
I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right youll allways get good
head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
If beer
goes flat, just toss it out
