I wouldn't be so alone
if the they knew my name in every home
Kevin Spacey would call on
the phone
But I'd be too busy
Come back to the old five and dime
Cameron Diaz give me
a sign
I'd make you smile all the time
and your conversation would compliment
mine
I will talk and Hollywood will listen
See them bow my every word
Mr
Spielberg look: Just what you're missing!
Doesn't that seem a litte absurd
Bow at my every
word
Buy up the rights to my book
Live on a ranch from what the box office
took
I'll go and visit the set
They'll call me their saviour
All other peoples will
scorn the celebrity who (?)
Lives on the moon
But, I'll be back home in June
To
promote the sequel
I will talk and Hollywood will listen
See them bow my every
word
Mr Spielberg look: Just what you're missing!
Doesn't that seem a litte
absurd
Bow at my every word
