This hotel room got a lot of stuff
A laundry bag and a shoe shine cloth
Thirty-two hangers
and a touch-tone phone
Well a light that comes on when I'm not home
I ain't home, I ain't
home
You better leave a message cause I ain't home
They got an air conditioner for when
I'm hot
A radiator for when I'm not
Two big chairs sittin' side by side
With a Holy
bible and a TV guide
TV guide, TV guide, great God o' mighty
It's a TV guide
I got
a second story view from curb to curb
I got a sign that reads "Do not disturb"
A monogram
towel and a bucket of ice
A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies
Mirror that lies, mirror
that lies,
That couldn't be me in the gorilla disguise
They got a room service menu for
food and drinks
A porcelain thrown and an aluminum sink
Two big pillows to rest my
head
A magic fingers and a king size bed
Put in a quarter, turn out the light
Magic
fingers makes you feel alright
Feel alright, feel alright
Magic fingers makes you feel
alright
Oh this ole' hotel's alright with me
They pay the postage if you loose the
key
This hotel has got a lot of stuff
But I do believe I have had enough
Call my baby
said, don't you pout
I'm packin' my bags and I'm checking out
Just as soon as you hang up
the telephone
Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home
Comin' home, comin home
Stick
a candle in the window, I'm comin' home
