I never wanted to be
A man of mystery
My life's an open book
by James Joyce and Agatha
Christie
Sometimes I get confused
Somewhere around page two
I live the perfect
crime
And crime pays more than it used to
They're checkin' the evidence
May be come
charges pressed
The only one they got me on
is some misdemeanor craziness
If It All
Falls Down falls down falls down
If they solve my life if they find me out
Never thought to
keep all I have found
I hae had my fun If It All Falls Down
If It All Falls Down falls
down falls down
I hve had my fund I have bought a few rounds
And been out on the town way
out on the town
Way way way out If It All Falls Down
Never wanted to be
A part of
history
I have my days in the sun
A beach bum a man for all sea sides
Guidance counselor
said
Your scores are anti-heroic
Computer recommends
Hard-drinking calypso
poet
Studied life at sea
Studied life in bars
Never passed my S.A.T.'s
So I
thought I'd study extra hard
If It All Falls Down falls down falls down
I have learned
my trade from the inside out
I can strum real hard I can play real loud
I can charm a crowd
If It All Falls Down
If It all Falls Down falls down falls down
I can warm a crowd I
can make them shout
I can juggle verbs adverbs and nouns
I can make them dance till they all
fall down
We had plenty of doctors
We had plenty of lawyers
We had people to make
us things
We had people to sell us those things
We didn't have enough room for those
things
We build lots of self storage
Calypso poet shortage
Calypso poet
shortage
