Got another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme
Got another funky rhyme
Another
funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme
Aw shit, man, that's the ICP!!!
This is my
jam!!!
I'm on a psychedelic, motherfucking inter-gallactic void G!!!
Aw, shit!
Well,
they let the gate up so I bail
It's been six months pick me up from the county jail
With a
smog mother payin' my dues
Steel toliets, worn blankets, and rubber shoes
But I ain't
naggin'
Here come the fellas I can hear the muffler draggin'
8 men in the car
long
And the Faygo is almost gone
My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate
So my
homeboy's cousin set me up with a blind date
She said "Pick me up at three"
Can't bitch,
the bus don't ride your street, ho
We gonna eat at Mexican Village
Take a cab and I'll pay
the tab
And when she showed, well, I'll be damned
Left my wallet at home on the TV
stand
Have her pay him and for dinner too
The knot in my sock, it done bit you
She's
all prettied up for nothing
I'm smelling like shit and my chin is scruffing
And I'm
chewing on my food like a pitbull
Cuz I won't front for the ho
Stuck my face in a bowl of
soup
And just sucked it all up threw my missin' tooth
The bitch jumped up with a
boom
"I have to fix my hair" and broke to the bathroom
She's got the tab, so I go for
mine
And order up some '52 vintage wine
Hey, Louie, bring a fuckin' steak with
that
Motherfuckers like jail say fuck dat
She's back now and her hair ain't
fixed
Probably took a long greasy-ass smelly shit
I ain't saying nothing though
I
ain't saying nothing bout the funkin' ho
What's up bitch, I'm ready to break
How long can
one fat bitch take?
Quite snacking and pay me saps
Cuz we goin' home to meet her
pops
"So Joe, what is that you do for a living?"
"Aww, come on pops,
you seen me
selling rocks on Verner and Springwell.
Matter fact, I think I sold to that fat bitch in the
kitchen"
Your dad's really cool sweetheart
I mean him letting me use his car
And he
slipped me a fifty
Violent J is kinda nifty
If I'd a hit you'd be home through
But
now your coming home with me
Dad I gotta bitch in the bedroom
Take your ass to the bar and
don't come home soon
Now the juggla's known to smack hoes
But I need the shot too
So
I switch to the mack mode
Now woman, you know I love you
So why don't you just let me fuck
you
Now bitch, I know you's a freak
So let me get a little kiss on your cheek
And a
fuck to go with that
Come on, nympho, let me hit that
Tell ya what you let me stick
it
And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya
Ya little sewer skank
Ya nasty
little pipe-smoking sac-chasing ho
And that was that
A little smooth talking she was on
her back
And I'm finally sticking
Dump ya, and I'm eating my chicken
You'll never
guess what
My first day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
