(Willie D)
Yo, Flav, I give a
fuck about a God damn grammy
But them motherfuckin hoes won't hand me one
At least you was
invited by the biggots
The motherfuckers told me to buy a ticket
To the phoney ass
ceremony
Fuck oscar, emmy, and tony
Cause when it comes to award time
Niggaz be
standin on the God damn sideline
I'm loadin my nine, cause I got a lotta grudges
I'm bout
to take out the judges
Willie D won't shit cha but hit cha
Take a look at the overall
picture
Every year its the same old story
Same faces, same kinda gories
I sold a
lotta records and a lotta people know me
Now where's my God damn trophy?
I'm under a
microscope, for the songs I wrote
Cause the ganksta of love don't scapegoat
I tell it like
it is that's why they don't ban me
I ain't tryin to make nobody happy
I'm from the streets
so I kick it for the ghetto
I can't talk about shit I don't know
Your whole vocabulary's
baby baby baby
That's why you so God damn crazy
And it should be a crime
One sucka
gets nominated 5 or 6 damn times
It ain't that he's better than the rest
It's just a damn
popularity contest
Or a bribe or a favor
Motherfuckers make a speech and they think that
they major
I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me
Now where's my God damn
trophy?
(Award host)
"And the winner is George Strait"
"For best
female vocalist, Reba McIntyre"
"Most appearances made after death, Elvis
Presley
The king couldn't be here due to illness
So to accept his award on his behalf, we
have Grateful Dead"
It ain't what you know, it's who you know bro
That's why
I'm not on your radio and your video show
It's gettin kinda hectic
And I still ain't
kissin no ass to be accepted
They finally gotta category for rap
But don't blink cause
you'll miss it in the format
And if you follow my suggestions
9 times outta 10 you see
some country western
They need to have Willie D on that stage
Pumpin his fists like this
and gettin bliss
With MD-20 20
Or the 40 O-Z wit the rest of the GB
I'm tired of your
boring shows
I make your stuck up ass audience say HO!
I sold a lotta records and a lotta
people know me
Now where's my God damn trophy
(Award host)
"And the winner
is Randy Travis
And Guns and...hey what the?"
(Willie D)
"GET the fuck
outta the way
Get your ass out the God damn way
Yo man, the real motherfuckin winners
is
The God damn Geto Boys for most fuck words in a song
The Bitch Killa of the Year grammy
goes to
That nigga you love to have Ice Cube
The nasty ass group award goes out to 2 Live
Crew
The High Roller of the industry award goes out to Ice T
The pro-black grammy goes out
to Public Enemy
Cause they too black and they too God damn strong
And we gonna give the
lip-sync God damn motherfuckin grammy
To those punk motherfuckers, Milli Vanilli"
