I'm gonna find me a cave
I'm gonna shut myself in and not come out again
I'm gonna stay
there 'til I rot in my grave
And if someone comes a knockin' I just won't let 'em
in
Oh, woman of mine
You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you're on your
way
Now that I'm outta my mind
Tell me how the hell I'm ever gonna make it through another
day
Baby there's just no way
I'm gonna rob me a bank
I'm gonna get myself
arrested and go to jail
I'll spend the rest of my life in a tank
And If someone tries to
help me, I'll refuse the bail
Oh, woman of mine
You picked a mighty fine time to
tell me that you're on your way
Now that I'm outta my mind
Tell me how the hell I'm ever
gonna make it through another day
Baby there's just no way
I'm gonna go in my
room
I'm gonna turn off all the lights and crawl in bed
Like a caterpiller in a
cocoon
I'm gonna hold my breath and make believe I'm dead
Oh, woman of mine
You
picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you're on your way
Now that I'm outta my
mind
Tell me how the hell I'm ever gonna make it through another day
Oh, woman of
mine
You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you're on your way
Now that I'm outta
my mind
Tell me how the hell I'm ever gonna make it through another day