Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my
teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous
school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with
my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the
American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm
gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich
(get a good
get a good
get a good
get a good job)
Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you
people I was not ready
When I f**** this d**e by the name of Freddie
She made a little
speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my b**** in a vice, but she left
the d***
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the
American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a
boy or a lady...I don't know which
(I wonder wonder
wonder wonder)
So I
went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a
job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a
friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle
up my b*** till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights
sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a
sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is
Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc.
