Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee.
Lousy with virginity.
Won't go to bed 'till I'm legally
wed.
I can't, I'm Sandra Dee!
Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day.
I was not brought up
that way.
Won't come across even Rock Hudson lost
his heart to Doris Day.
I don't
drink or swear,
I don't wrap my hair.
I get ill from one cigarette.
Keep your filthy
paws
off my silky drawers!
Would you pull that crap with Anette?
As for you, Troy
Donahue,
I know what you wanna do.
You got your crust. I'm no object of lust.
I'm just
plain Sandra Dee.
Elvis, Elvis! Let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me.
Just keep
your cool, now you're starting to drool.
